luchadorable asked: 2, 6, 17
2. Do you like drugs? Favorites? I like smoking and drinking, but all the illegal stuff I’ve tried did nothing for me. My fave was pharmaceutical amphetamines but that doesn’t mix well with heart problems.
6. Name your first son and first daughter. Leon Siegfried Lastname (after the opera hero) and Robin Vivian Lastname (after Vladimir Nabokov’s self-insert character from Lolita). Save the creativity for the middle name so your kids don’t hate you.
17. If you could change your name, what would it be? I would go from “Jay Lastname” to “Jamison Bell Lastname,” if I wanted to be floofy about it. But my name is pretty boss. Nice and curt.
