December 2011
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Stop the Racially Targeted Deportation of Hadi...
of-praxis:
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Earlier this year, the Obama Administration terminated NSEERS, a post-9-11 program that targeted and placed non-citizen Muslim men from over 24 countries in deportation proceedings. But the termination provides no relief for thousands of immigrants who face deportation as a result of the program. Hadi Zayed Zaidi, a Pakistani-American who was brought here at...
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nearlyvelveteen:
okay seriously for anybody out there who wants to lose weight fuck diets fuck starving fuck all that just go to a green day show
because literally you’re standing and jumping for three hours nonstop and then when you finally think you can sit down billie’s like “geT UP GET UP FUCKING GET UP AND JUMP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS”
tl;dr billie joe armstrong is the personal trainer from...
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dating danger sense, cont'd
In October I had a one-night stand with a guy and was about to go back for more, and then he starts telling me about “BDSM protocols” and how I should shave and what kind of cologne to use and that he’s calling me “boy” whether I like it or not. And I’m all, y’know, maybe he’s too controlling!
After agonizing over it for a while, I tell him I...
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On my horrible dating habits
When a normal guy is starting to date somebody, he normally checks for stuff like “drugs? tattoos? wants fifteen kids?”
When I’m into somebody, the first things I check for are, “capable of physically overpowering me? history of violent or erratic behavior? owns a gun?”
It sounds paranoid, but without checks and balances, for some reason I naturally gravitate...
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Watchmerksnodig:
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amyfairbs:
LMAO, can somebody send norway some butter please? this guys pretty upset with all you ‘overwieght americans’ hahahahhahaha!
I AM SO EMBARASSED
Haahaha. I died! “I will come and take de budder from yor frigders.. frigid… friges” “Oh and be de wei..” Hahahaa. JEG DØR! Hvem er denne skapningen? x]
Ahahaha, is there a margarine shortage there too, or...
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watching Oslo Spektrum (while drunk)
jayoublie: oh my god look at Jan's sexy hair
urban-spaceman: WHERE
urban-spaceman: oh, I thought you said "Jan having sex with Gehr"
jayoublie: what
urban-spaceman: what
Cooking brown rice w/carrot and avocado for a post-movie snack while drinking a crantini.
After this, doing shots and watching the director’s cut of Rammstein’s porn music video to wash off the slimy yuppie feeling.
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URBAN-SPACEMAN GAVE ME FLEAS
I’M APPARENTLY ALLERGIC TO FLEA BITES
IRRITATION STATUS: INTENSE
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And then, a snowstorm.
urban-spaceman and I need to go downtown to get more booze and Smiths LPs, but she’ll never get outa bed in this weather, and tramping through snow in my Converse doesn’t sound tremendously appealing.
If you live in the Greater Toronto Area and prayed for a white Christmas a bit late, well, thanks, screw you then.
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“Our lyrics have been translated into other languages, often completely...”
– Morrissey, Record Mirror, 1987. (via urban-spaceman)
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So I saw Hair tonight.
Was the main character bisexual in the original? Because damn, for a sixties protagonist of anything, that’s impressive.
Attractive bisexual protagonist gave me a daisy and I gave it to a friend and then we smoked up and talked about sex because that is the best thing to do after seeing Hair.
Current mood: groovy.
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I JUST WANT THE DOCTOR TO BE MY PARENTS INSTEAD OF...
sobs audibly
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PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
ssconcussion:
My name is Bridgette. I’m 20 years old and I’m going to be picking up and moving from Orange County, California to Santa Monica near Los Angeles to attend a different college than the one I’m currently attending. This school does not offer housing, so I need to find my own. If you or anyone you know has a room to rent, or even a couch they’ll let me live on, please contact me at...
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Hmm.
I’ve just noticed how controlling both my parents are — Dad with physical intimidation, Mom with her weird mind games.
I totally never bought into the “you are doomed to perpetuate your shitty parental relationships!” stuff, but damn, maybe that’s why I seem to get on so instantly with empathy-challenged weirdo loners who jerk me around. Which is bad!
New...
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Unsafe Sex Products and Toys – Consumer Beware →
sexisreallygreat:
thesavagesalad:
I was recently asked about what are some things to look out for when shopping for toys of the like. Hopefully this site will assist you :)
More on sex toys. It is a bit long, so here’s the summary: DO NOT BUY A SEX TOY IF IT SAYS “FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY.” This is how companies get away with selling potentially harmful toys, even though they know people will...
Also, my aunt is the best person.
We only got into one argument last evening, and it was over the tracklisting of The Queen Is Dead.
She also put a fashion magazine with Andrej Pejic on the cover in my gift bag. She knows things.
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IT'S ALL OVER
That’s the last night I’m spending at my Mom’s house this break. Sorry for all the shitty, whiny posts. BAD TIMES ARE OVER! NOW WE MAKE PARTY!
My family is dicussing me downstairs
“At least he’s not a coke addict.”
YES
YES
that’s my new mtto
AT LEAST I’M NOT A COKE ADDICT
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femtaktfilosofi replied to your post: femtaktfilosofi replied to your photo: Well, I…
And of course your height was what caught my attention, omfg. Do you not perform at all? |:
Nope. I gave up on musical theatre in middle school, which was when I got way more shy. Nowadays, I can’t sing at all because I’m too self-conscious about my voice.
But hell, I’m more confident...
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femtaktfilosofi replied to your photo: Well, I finally stopped being hungover, took a…
ah, those broadway cousins. damn them.
Yes, DAMN THEM! I shoulda been onstage with them! Musical theatre was my calling! But then puberty hit and I stopped singing because vocally and height-wise, I was basically the male version of Connie from A Chorus Line. There are no good roles for a...
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ok so i think i have finally pinned down what my...
inmont4uk:
i have no problem enjoying characters that are gleefully sociopathic as long as the show/other characters/fandom acknowledges that they are totally fucking sociopathic
i get frustrated when people can’t separate “i want to fuck that character,” from, “that character is a good person.”
furthermore, i get frustrated when people can’t separate, “that character does bad things,” from,...
Ha, remember me last year when I was like “ugh, tumblr is so déclassé — don’t these women have anything to do but drool over photos of men every day?”
Then I got a second spurt of puberty and understood what I was missing. Now, I just feel sorry for my ex-girlfriends in college for having to put up with me.
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Now somebody just get me a shirtless photo of Geir from the last year and my Christmas will really be perfect.
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“We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable...”
– Richard Feynman (via philphys)
(…never looked at it that way, sort of assumed we were towards the end)
Every age in history is the beginning of human civilization and the end, depending on whether you’re talking to an optimist or a poet.
Mom got me Made in Germany super-deluxe for...
lol now I just can’t wait for her to go away so I can have urban-spaceman over and watch it
…so sick, so hung-over… think I’m just gonna lie and bed and internet all day and hopefully for Christmas dinner I can be awake and able to eat. But this is good. This feels good.
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